I'm not a royal watcher but...

The daughter of Camilla Parker-Bowles recently got married and it was apparently a huge-ass, social calendar thing. An old friend of mine used to say that the princes ought to get down on their knees every night and pray to their sainted mother that they got her genes and not their father's horse-face ones. Well, it looks like Charles' DNA is asserting itself on William. Ouch!

And the mother was there with her stolen property... I meant to say "husband." It seems her head partially exploded during the ceremony.