Addendum to the Levi's post

Just a thought: What's going to happen when the dinner and drinks end, hottie brings the guy/girl home and then they start to get down to business? When hottie takes his jeans off will hottie's date go flying through the floor? And what might happen to the guy/girl if s/he isn't in the telephone booth? Will hottie be legally responsible for any injuries suffered by his date during disrobing? Will hottie have to keep his jeans on forever or risk losing his date? The mind boggles!