OMG! WTF was she thinking?!?

Oh, Gwenny, Gwenny, Gwenny! Poor, poor, dear, Gwenny... How the audience gasped and stared when you walked out onto the stage! How the tabloid press will rip you to shreds tomorrow for that dress you're wearing! Apple must be shedding bitter tears to see Mommy wearing that overwrought, Edwardian nightmare... Honestly, you should have known better than to make such a lamentable choice... Poor, sad, little Gwenny!