More Martha, please!

I don't have to tell you that I have a thing for Martha Stewart. I had started TiVoing her daytime show when it first launched, but stopped since after one week I couldn't stand watching another celebrity learning how to fold a shirt. Since then the BF has assured me that it's gotten better and better, but I haven't taken the time to reTiVo it. Well, today I saw an episode which has made me put Martha back on high TiVo priority. Martha had a young boy as a guest helping her bake German apple pancakes. Martha was trying to plug her kids magazine and was explaining its great animal articles. Turns out that the boy had a fascination with tigers which elicited the following from Martha: "I love big cats, I love little cats! I have eight cats living in my house and sometimes I lay in bed at night and I think, 'Omigosh! What if my cats were tigers?'" Now, had I been there I probably would have stared blankly for a few moments before telling Martha that I didn't know what to do with that. Her young guest didn't miss a beat but just replied, "Then you'd have trouble cooking meat in the kitchen."