Red State Grossness.

Did you know that Nebraskan law allows parents to abandon children up to the age of 19? Under its new Safe Haven law, Nebraska allows parents to abandon minors at specific locations, with no questions asked. Other states with Safe Haven laws specify that the child has to be a newborn, but not Nebraska. So if your little girl got a tattoo? Dump her. Your boy not going out for football? Give him the boot. The other thing about Nebraska's new law is that you don't even have to be the legal parent to abandon the child. Wow. I guess that's family values at work. And there's something wrong with me if I judge this? I'm an out-of-touch elitist? Fine, I'm an elitist you frickin' barbarians!