Seriously?

No, not seriously. I found this website selling a calendar of Mormon boys. At first I wasn't sure about whether or not this was a real calendar. After all, the Catholic Church made one filled with hunkalicious priests so this wouldn't be the first religious beefcake calendar I've seen. And from what I know of the Mormon church, they're very interested in collecting every dollar they can. Tithing is a big thing and years ago, when I visited Salt Lake City, several people pointed out to me humorously that the larger than life statue of Joseph Smith in Temple Square is standing with his back to the church and his hand extended towards the bank. The idea that some members of the Mormon church would come up with the idea of making this calendar and not see the conflict with their belief system wasn't surprising. Then I looked through some of the t-shirts they were also selling. The ones of boys on bicycles labeled "Missionary Position" seemed possible. Then I found the two that follow. The first is titled "Lots of Love" and is available in "We Don't Drink Coffee Brown." The second is titled "I'm My Own Uncle."



Clearly, this is not church sanctioned stuff.