Good Cold vs Bad Cold

Good: You wear a sweater.

Bad: You wear three sweaters... plus long underwear, a scarf, two pairs of gloves, and a hat that makes you look like a Muscovite.

Good: You can pick up a frappuccino.

Bad: Whatever you pick up becomes a frappuccino after five minutes on the street.

Good: You can just see your breath.

Bad: Breathing gives you brain freeze.

Good: A powerful air conditioner.

Bad: A broken heater.