Sunday, August 28, 2005

What is wrong with these people?

Some freaky-thinkin' Christians obsessed with homosexuality believe that God is punishing the troops for defending a country which harbors homos. Now, doesn't the commander in chief take full responsibility? And wouldn't God know that our fine president is really the one to blame? I mean, what with the omniscience and all... And why would God stop at the US border? Other countries as well? Like Canada? Or Spain? Why would God care about arbitrary geopolitical boundaries? Why wouldn't God punish the planet for harboring homos? But wait! No, wait... if you believe in God and the Bible and all that, then didn't God create everything? I mean, He's responsible for the whole shebang, right? So isn't He harboring homos? Doesn't that mean that He would punish Himself for harboring homos? I mean, that's just what I get when I take those freaky-thinkin' Christians' line of "reasoning" to its logical conclusion... maybe I'm the freaky-thinkin' one.

And another thing... This happened in Smyrna, Tenn. I've noticed that a lot of cities in the south are named after ancient and modern cities of the Mediterranean, like Smyrna, Memphis, there's a Sardis, a Carthage, a Lebanon... I find that interesting.

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