I Didn't Think Things Like This Ever Really Happened

I'd always just thought that Leona Helmsley had gotten a bad rap. I mean, I didn't think she was all sugar and spice or anything, I was ready to admit that she might be a difficult person. However, I also thought that there was a good chance that the media were overzealous in their reporting of her faults. Now her will has shown that she prefers the company of other bitches to her own grandchildren. She's left $12 million to her dog in the form of a trust fund! She's also left bucket loads to her brother, who will be the dogs caretaker. When the dog dies he will be buried in a nausoleum... excuse me, mausoleum which will be steam cleaned once a year. These two got the best deal out of it. Leona left $10 million each to two of her four grandchildren, but they are required to visit their late father's grave or they lose half. And the other two? They get nothing "for reasons that are known to them." Ouch!