John Travolta kissing a man... on the lips... and they're not acting. The National Enquirer "broke" the story, which is like having the scoop on the fact that Bush isn't really a Texan. I've read plenty about Travolta's "alleged" connection with a former gay porn star and blah, blah, blah. Honestly, I couldn't give a shit. I mean, why has this guy ever been interesting? I mean, Look at him! Do you want him? I sure as hell don't!
By the way, if you happen to have five minutes you don't mind squandering or if you're feeling constipated and need something to give an extra push, be sure to check out his fine literary foray, Propeller One-Way Night Coach: A Story, Travolta's own masturbatory praise of pilots and actors. Yes, he has a pilot's license... though if he flies as well as he acts, I'll wait for the next plane, thank you.
PS: I really wanted to post a picture of John Revolta from Welcome Back, Kotter, but I couldn't find a decent one.
BTW, notice the nearly 200 used copies of his book available at the low, low price of $.01.
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