I am telling you: I am on
FIRE! Today, the BF and I head up with our friend Lu to see her newly renovated apartment. It's fantastic, two full walls of exposed brick, two fire places, windows up the yin yang, they did a beautiful job in the bathrooms and the kitchen's going to be amazing... very, very nice. Afterwards, we headed over to Trader Joe's to stock up. It wasn't nearly as insane as you'd expect but still a healthy amount of people there. I get in line as the BF continues to pick up stuff from around the store and who should push his cart into line behind me, looking very good in khakis, an off white polo (with a carelessly turned collar) and ray bans, telling me that he was crazy to come to Trader Joe's on a Saturday?
You know, maybe this is my mutant power! Maybe I should start using this in a more directed manner... you know, like concentrating on Bin Laden so that I call in the Feds and get the reward money... or maybe I could summon Elvis and prove to everyone that he's really dead (or alive)... I mean, this has to have a useful application, right?
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