BuddyCrocker is a San FranYorkian, raised in Northern California and living in Manhattan. Maybe if he were living in Vermont or Massachussets or Canada or Spain he'd be really married. Also, he teaches foreign and dead languages to over-intelligent high schoolers who keep him on his toes.
Friday, May 19, 2006
Opus Dei's Deception Revealed!
The Catholic sect Opus Dei has been making so much noise about a The DaVinci Code, saying that it's such a sinister and blasphemous portrayal of their particular group, that they're probably actually driving more people to see the movie. However, I believe, having seen The DaVinci Code, that I've uncovered their true intentions. Apparently, certain members of Opus Dei practice corporal mortification, self-flagellation and the like, to suffer as Christ did. I think that Opus Dei is raising the profile of this movie because watching it is pure torture and they want us ALL to suffer.
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