BitchyCrocker

American Idol is ridiculous. Of the judges, Randy only makes comments like "Check it, dog! Dude, props to you! You in the doghouse, for real! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!" Paula only says shit like "You are just amazing and I love you and everyone is in love with you!" Simon then gives an honest assessment of the competitors' talent, which everyone then boos. Concerning the competition, I struggle to understand why some of them are at the "top" of the list. Most are less remarkable than what you might hear at a karaoke bar. One, Kelly Pickler, stands out only for being inordinately stupid... I mean it, she may actually suck IQ points from those who stray too close to her.