Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Dear Mistaken Readers,

The "week of haiku" wasn't necessarily to mean that I would be writing haiku all week. I mean, does Gay Pride Month mean I have to be proud all month? Or am I not allowed to betray anybody on Loyalty Day? Or does Youth Day mean that I have to disappear for twenty-four hours? C'mon, it's a figure of speech like "moral majority" or "military intelligence"... it doesn't really mean anything. Besides, how is my ferret-like mind supposed to focus on haiku for SEVEN, WHOLE days?

Okay, here's another:

Is the blogosphere
filled with harassing gadflies?
No, it's just Fafe.

2 comments:

Bebemoche said...

Buddy Crocker
Buddy he's not
but a crock!

in animo multa volvo said...

Alfredo and BebeMoche,

My last highcoo:

You torture my heart
A three legged fly from which
you've pulled off the wings