Thursday, August 21, 2008
Another Sign from God!
Seriously, people can see a water stain in the form of a shrouded woman and next thing you know they're all "Holy shit! It's the Virgin Mary! Let's set up a shrine right here below the freeway overpass with the rats and the discarded needles!" So why hasn't anyone pointed out the obvious: that our beloved and sainted Walt is sending a clear omen and indication of his plan? I mean, Walt, having transcended human form, must be aware of the future that global warming has in store for us. This Mickey Potato is obviously telling us that within a few years Florida will become way too hot and swampy for anyone to enjoy DisneyWorld (whoops, too late!) and that it is his will that the entire complex be relocated to Maryland! What are we waiting for? Dig it all up FedEx it to Maryland right now!
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