Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer is playing tonight on CBS. I was going to do a long bitch about how fucked up it is that this story was my favorite Christmas special, but I decided against it. When I see it now, it's just a sad show to watch. Santa's a selfish fascist and an asshole. Donner's horns melt in the first sequence. Mrs. Clause serves grey meat, the same color as the walls, at the dinner table. It's horrendous. The only saving grace is Hermie, the homo elf.
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