So we're having drinks at the Mandarin Oriental...

Mom and I, just knockin' beers back and enjoying the view when my cute-guy radar goes off. I look over, the guy looks like he's got a serious trashy streak, white button down that's a bit too open at the throat, very big and blingy, silver thingy on his wrist, ridiculous white mesh, newsie cap turned backwards. Just plain laughable. He looks a bit familiar though, even if I can't quite place him... until he, the two young women teetering on too-high heels in too-short minis, and the oversized muscle guy with the swept back, shoulder length hair all get up to leave. Then I recognize him...